Sunday night's installment of The Walking Dead on AMC was basically sixty minutes of the Governor stalking Andrea over hill and dale, through forests and plains, into abandoned warehouses and, finally, to the doorstep of the prison.
I get the feeling from following social media that Andrea isn't exactly a fan favorite, but unless your heart is made of stone it's kind of hard to not feel bad for her in this situation. She keeps trying to do the right thing, and she was so close to getting away from that maniac and back to her old friends! Plus, it was sweet of her to kiss Milton on the cheek before she left.
In a nice little symmetrical flourish, the episode ends with Andrea bound up in the torture chair that the Governor had been creepily setting up at the beginning of the episode. He was all down on his knees, pulling on the chains and panting lustily. "It's my workshop..." What a lunatic.
Oh Andrea, why didn't you just pull the trigger when you had a chance? And in time I think Milton is going to regret his decision to stop her from icing him.
Speaking of Milton, I'm pretty sure that was him who set all the zombies ablaze.
And because I might not get another chance, here is the gas fight from "Zoolander."
We're supposed to think that it was Tyreese, but that's a classic misdirection tactic.
So is the Governor going to torture Andrea? I think during the big war between the factions, Michonne is going to bust into that room and rescue Andrea by chopping the chains with her Samurai sword.
And it will be about damn time, because things have been moving kind of slow lately.
The secondary story line of this episode involved Allen and Tyreese having a quarrel. Where the hell did that come from?
Allen's like, "you saved my wife and made me look like an idiot in front of my son!" and Tyreese is like "do you want me to call the WAAAAmbulance?"
I didn't even remember that Allen was a character. I had to look up his name. I was like, "hey, who's the new guy?"
At the beginning of the episode we got to see Michonne's pet walkers again in a flashback, so that was fun. I miss those crazy guys. It was funny when Andrea goes "Do you want to talk about it?" It was funny because Michonne doesn't like to talk about things. It was kind of curious how Michonne was talking about them. She didn't seem to like them all that much when they were alive. She said "They deserved what they got, they weren't human to begin with." What was all that supposed to mean?
Most telegraphed zombie attack
When Andrea was fleeing the Governor in his awesome Tonka pick-em-up truck, she ran up into the woods and was leaning against this tree for like 30 seconds. As soon as she leaned up against that tree you just knew the zombies were about to attack, and of course they did!
There was also a pretty creepy one when Andrea was jogging along the countryside. You could only see it from a distance, but its face looked really pale, almost like a Geisha girl. It was really creepy!
Zombies: There were at least 12, plus however many got torched in the pit. It looked like a couple dozen more there. So we're at around 230 on the season.
Humans: None, still holding at 29 on the season.
How do Milton's inventions work?
What is Morgan going to do with himself in King County?