On Angelina Jolie

"I think the work she does for the ambassador to the U.N. is fantastic ... 'Cause let me tell you something: I don't want to go to the Sudan. You know, from what I've seen on television, I don't want to go anywhere near the Congo. And she's going there, picking kids up, left and right, God love her. But she's also ridiculous, all right? You know, she's got the lips that look like an inflamed anus. All right, I know that's sexy to a lot of guys. But have you ever had a hemorrhoid? 'Cause that's what it looks like."
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