True story: I missed last week's episode. That's because I talked to my psychic. We had a vision… that Kim and Kris were going to break up. OK, fine, I didn't have a vision at all. And neither did the psychic from last week's episode, John Edwards. All he needed was Google, Wikipedia, E! True Hollywood Story, and previous seasons of "Keeping up With the Kardashians!"
In the meantime, Scott discusses his plans for starting a restaurant in New York. Kourtney, as usual, doesn't trust that it will work out. Has this restaurant opened? And if so, turned a profit? Just checking.
Kris and Scott have a heart to heart, which ends with something like, "ain't that the truth?!" So we know it was legit … just before a scene in which Scott tells Kourtney that her ass looks chubby in her leggings. As she proceeds to go out in that outfit … "Looks like you could swallow up a G-string!"
FINALLY, Kim confesses that she is dead inside. She confirms that she hasn't been her super nice, nonbitchy self in New York. As if Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson didn't warn us, Kim realizes that jumping into a(nother) reality show right after the wedding was NOT ok.