How are Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone like puppies? The answer is, like cute baby animals, they're both adorable on their own, but their winsomeness grows exponentially when they're together.
This was demonstrated on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, when Garfield was joined onstage by his "The Amazing Spider-Man" costar and girlfriend Stone. Stone, a two-time veteran of the show, showed up to "help" Garfield with the monologue, but ended up as more of a backseat driver. It should be noted though that Aidy Bryant stole the stars' moment by showing a nanosecond-long clip of the latest "Spider-Man" movie that she's in, and then claimed that that was the entire movie.
The second-most adorable couple on the show, of course, was Garfield and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. In another sketch, Garfield and Stone work on a kissing scene for "Spider-Man," only to reveal that the two of them don't know how to kiss like normal human beings. Instead they touched wide-open mouths, shared a pocket of air, and laughed maniacally before touching tongues. Chris Martin then stopped by to show Garfield how it's done, donning a blond ponytailed wig before saying, "You listen to me, you great spidery man," and giving "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" the ending it ought to have.