Yeah, we know. The game isn't in Baltimore. And whether you've moved on and are just excited for the season to kick off or you're still in a deep state of depression, there's only one thing to do: drink.
So, why not make it fun? Follow these rules and you'll be among the most boozed Baltimoreans in the city by halftime.
Take a drink if
• Joe Flacco's new contract (six-year, $126 million) is mentioned.
• Someone says something about the fact that "Ray Lewis is no longer on the Ravens." Or something similar.