Best week ever: local events, music, movies and more

Cowboys & Aliens
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
The Smurfs

Mongo Wrestling Alliance (season finale; 12:15 a.m. Monday; Adult Swim)
There’s Something Wrong With Aunt Diane (special; 9 p.m. Monday; HBO)
The A-List: New York (season premiere; 10 p.m. Monday; Logo)
Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition (season finale; 10 p.m. Monday; ABC)
Vanished With Beth Holloway (season finale; 10 p.m. Monday; Lifetime)
O’s at Blue Jays (7:07 p.m. Tuesday; MASN 2)
101 Ways to Leave a Game Show (season finale; 9 p.m. Tuesday; ABC)
Deadliest Catch (season finale; 9 p.m. Tuesday; Discovery)
Nail Files (season finale; 10 p.m. Tuesday; TV Guide)
Hook, Line & Dinner (season finale; 10:30 p.m. Tuesday; Cooking)
O’s at Blue Jays (7:07 p.m. Wednesday; MASN)
Ton of Cash (series debut; 9 p.m. Wednesday; VH1)
Truck Stop Missouri (series debut; 10 p.m. Wednesday; Travel)
O’s at Blue Jays (7:07 p.m. Thursday; MASN)
Black Tide: Voices from the Gulf (special; 9 p.m. Thursday; Animal)
Project Runway (season premiere; 9 p.m. Thursday; Lifetime)
Serving Life (special; 9 p.m. Thursday; OWN)
Jersey Shore: Recap Special (special; 10 p.m. Thursday; MTV)
Love Bites (season finale; 10 p.m. Thursday; NBC)
The Originals With Emeril (season finale; 10:30 p.m. Thursday; Cooking)
O’s at Yankess (7:05 p.m. Friday; MASN)
Ice Pilots (season finale; 8 p.m. Friday; NatGeo)
Thundercats (series debut; 8 p.m. Friday; Cartoon)
Yard Attack (season finale; 9 p.m. Friday; DIY)
Deadly Women (season premiere; 10 p.m. Friday; ID)
John Pinette: Still Hungry (special; 11 p.m. Friday; Comedy Central)
Iron Man: Anime (series debut; 11 p.m. Friday; G4)
Young, Broke & Beautiful (season finale; 11 p.m. Friday; IFC)
Wolverine: Anime (series debut; 11:30 p.m. Friday; G4)
O’s at Yankees (1:05 p.m. Saturday; MASN/CBS)
O’s at Yankees (7:05 p.m. Saturday; MASN)
The Cabin (special; 8 p.m. Saturday; Hallmark Movie)
Age of Dragons (special; 9 p.m. Saturday; Syfy)
Renovation Realities (season premiere; 9 p.m. Saturday; DIY)
Carson Nation (season finale; 10 p.m. Saturday; OWN)
Outnumbered (series debut; 11 p.m. Saturday; BBC America)
Friday Night Dinner (series debut; 11:30 p.m. Saturday; BBC America)
O’s at Yankees (1:05 p.m. Sunday; MASN/CBS)
Great White Invasion (special; 9 p.m. Sunday; Discovery)
Sessions: A Conversation with (special; 9 p.m. Sunday; OWN)
American Ninja Warrior (season premiere; 9 p.m. Sunday; G4)
Jaws Comes Home (special; 10 p.m. Sunday; Discovery)
The Real L Word (season finale; 10 p.m. Sunday; Showtime)
Unique Eats (season finale; 10 p.m. Sunday; Cooking)
Unique Sweets (season finale; 10:30 p.m. Sunday; Cooking)

The Blues Brothers [Blu-ray]
Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe
Dylan Dog
Jersey Shore: Season Three (Uncensored)
My Dog Tulip
National Lampoon’s Animal House [Blu-ray]
Source Code
Winter in Wartime

Atari Teenage Riot, “Is This Hyperreal?”
BoDeans, “Indigo Dreams”
City Lights, “In it to Win It”
Eric Church, “Chief”
Falling in Reverse, “The Drug in Me is You”
Heartsounds, “Drifter”
Jasta, “Jasta”
Joss Stone, “LP1”
Kelly Rowland, “Here I Am”
Little Dragon, “Ritual Union”
Release the Sunbird, “Come Back to Us”
Rival Sons, “Pressure and Time”
Tidelands, “If...”
Vanessa Carlton, “Rabbits on the Run”


RAMS HEAD LIVE: Closer to My Dreams Tour w/ Mindless Behavior, Tyga, Lil Twist (Wednesday); Kottonmouth Kings (Thursday); So Low/P.U.S.H. (Friday); Brooks Long & the Mad Dog No Good (Saturday)

PIER SIX: Emmylou Harris and the Red Dirt Boys/Todd Snider (Tuesday)

MERRIWEATHER: Vans Warped Tour w/ Less Than Jake, Gym Class Heroes, Simple Plan, et al (Tuesday); The Black Eyed Peas (Saturday)

SONAR: The Slaughter Survivors (Saturday)

TALKING HEAD: Life as a Ghost (Sunday)

BOURBON STREET: Drop It Hard Vol. 4 feat. Endymion (Friday); Rome Apart (Friday)

POWER PLANT LIVE: Kristen and the Noise (Friday)

OTTOBAR: A Lifelike Story, et al (Monday); Emmanuel, et al (Wednesday); The Black Lips (Thursday); Disappears, et al (Friday)l The Artery Summer Tour with In Fear and Faith, et al (Saturday); Bright and Early, et al (Sunday)

METRO GALLERY: The Callers, Lands & People, Nat Baldwin (Wednesday); The Courtesy Line, Church of Strangers; Freeminer Birds (Friday)

RAMS HEAD ON STAGE: Lira (Monday); Avant (Wednesday); Marc Broussard (Thursday); Ruthie and the Wranglers (Friday); KJ Denhert (Saturday); Brian Howe (Sunday)

9:30 CLUB: Ellie Goulding (Monday; sold out); Wanda Jackson/Imelda May (Tuesday); Eels (Wednesday); Sia/Oh Land (Thursday; sold out); U.S. Royalty (Friday); Christina Perri (Saturday; sold out); Reel Big Fish/Streetlight Manifesto (Sunday)

VERIZON CENTER: Josh Groban (Wednesday); Keith Urban (Thursday); Britney Spears (Sunday)

JIFFY LUBE LIVE: 311/Sublime/Rome (Friday); Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival (Saturday); Def Leppard/Heart (Sunday)

BLACK CAT: Ms. Fridrich (Monday); Viva Brother (Tuesday); The Ambulars (Wednesday); Craft Spells (Thursday); The Blackberry Belles (Friday); Run For Cover 2011 (Saturday)

WOLF TRAP: Dolly Parton (Sunday)

DAR: George Clinton (Friday)

Crab Bash (Tuesday; B&O American Brasserie)
Charm City Chaat — A Night of Indian Street Food (Wednesday; Creative Alliance)
Films on the Pier — “Get Him to the Greek” (Wednesday; Fells Point)
Flicks From the Hill — “Duck Soup” (Thursday; AVAM)
Gary Conrad (Thursday-Saturday; Magooby’s Joke House)
Otakon (Friday-Sunday; Baltimore Convention Center)
Little Italy Open Air Film Festival — “On the Town” (Friday; Little Italy)
Purple Ladies Night Out (Friday; M&T Bank Stadium)
“Taming of the Shrew” (Friday-Sunday; Strand Theater)
Ocean City Greek Festival (Friday-Sunday; Roland E. Powell Convention Center)
Bit Gen Gamer Fest 6 (Saturday; Bourbon Street)
“Distant Worlds: Music from Final Fantasy” (Saturday; Meyerhoff)
Outlaw Jan 2 (Saturday-Sunday; Frederick Fairgrounds)
ReThink the Leaf: Benefit and Silent Auction for the NORML Women’s Alliance w/ Greta Gaines (Saturday; Metro Gallery)
Angel K-9 Bark-B-Q Bash (Sunday; Angel K-9 Training)