Usually, corkboards revolve around holidays or big events that might encourage bars to offer drink specials. There's nothing of the sort happening this week. Although, someone should have really offered Guinness specials during Rupert and James Murdoch's testimony to parliament. Alas.

Baltimore Diner's Richard Gorelick suggested today's corkboard. Which Baltimore bars have the most flattering lighting? Where should you take a date when you're feeling bloated, pimply or otherwise unpresentable to the general, cruel and judgmental public?

I'll volunteer Idle Hour; even Michael Lohan would look presentable there.