On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.

Articles 

• Don't you guys realize 90 percent of troops will still be there? Obama, military split on troop withdrawal from Afghanistan. (Guardian) 

• Newt, admit it. Your campaign is just a scam to make money: That Tiffany's account keeps getting bigger. (Politico) 

• Michele, my bell: Bachmann takes the lead. (Washington Times) 

• So excited! Christine O'Donnell's new book due out. (Politico) 

• Christie's rudeness is somehow awesome: Christie tells caller it's "none of your business" where his kids go to school. (Fox News)  

• Rough start: Huntsman campaign misspells his own name. (ABC) 

• Good move: Huntsman selling $5 beer car coolers. (Jon2012.com) 

Video

• In Texas, they have problems with Internets words: Rick Perry calls Twitter "Tweeter." 

• Touche': Santorum depicts Huntsman's Motocross crashing.