On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.

National 

• CDC is prepared for a zombie invasion. (Gawker) 

• Bin Laden speaks from the grave. (Reuters) 

• Strauss-Kahn out at IMF. (Daily Beast) 

• Gaddafi's wife, daughter flee Libya. (Telegraph) 

• Poll: Romney now the clear GOP front-runner. (Suffolk) 

• Palin: Arnold is disgusting. (Politico) 

• Secret Service complains on Twitter about having to watch Fox News. (Daily Caller) 

Quote of the Day: 

"I sent an email to President Obama saying, 'You are a f(expletive) traitor,' using those words... 'You're a traitor, you allowed foreign boots on our soil telling our military -- in this case the coastguard -- what they can and could not do, and telling us, the citizens of the United States, what we could or could not do'." - Peter Fonda