On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.

National 

• Paul on the rise: CNN poll says Ron Paul has best chance against Obama. (CNN) 

• And his money's on the rise, too: Paul raises more than $1 million in one day. (Ronpaul.com) 

• A fourth war? U.S. launches drone strike in Yemen. (Washington Post) 

• Hear that "deathers"? Al-Qaeda confirms bin Laden's death. (Reuters) 

• Streets not safe for ego maniacs? Trump won't drive in the Indy 500. (Fox News) 

• Awesome photo essay: War dog. (Foreign policy)