If you're anything like me, I'm sure you're upset about Glenn Beck's divorce from Fox News. Who else will provide the perfect mix of insane conspiracy theories and didacticism to sufficiently entertain us in the afternoon? (I will concede that Beck often had a point -- he just made that point in a way that made him sound craaaaazy.)
We've already honored him with a photo gallery of some of Beck's strangest quotes (e.g. "Cindy Sheehan is a tragedy slut"; again, has a point, but said in a crazy way) but no one embarrasses Beck like Beck himself.
Ergo, we present to you a video tutorial of Beck's craziest moments. We'll miss you, Glenn. Please, don't ever change.