Governor Romney: Two-Face

Once entirely clean cut, Two-Face Romney (Twomfaceney?) faces a daily, agonizing struggle to appease right-wingers, moderates and, you know, that 47 percent. It's driven him mad -- splitting his body into positive, optimistic, average guy on the right, and full-on Bain Capital overlord on the left. He's just a normal guy who enjoys riding a jet ski -- parked near multi-million vacation home No. 4. Hopefully, he wouldn't just flip a coin to make decisions. But who knows?
Alison Cowles, Special to b
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