14 ways to sound like a longtime Orioles fan (even if you're not) [Pictures]

With the Orioles playing like gangbusters and clinching their first playoff berth since 1997, we foresee a number of Johnny-come-lately fans. And that's fine; after 14 years of misery, we're all for new blood at the ballpark to share in the onrushing good fortune. So, in the name of camaraderie and all-for-oneness, we offer 14 ways -- one for each of the soon-to-be-behind-us miserable years so many of us have endured -- newbie fans can sound like the veterans they wish they were.