8 p.m., Patricia & Arthur Modell Performing Arts Center at The Lyric, 140 W. Mt. Royal Ave., (410) 900-1150, lyricoperahouse.com, $20-$50.
Sometimes we recommend events in this section because they are genuinely compelling—sure to enhance the quality of your life. Other times, it's purely for the what-the-fuck factor. This is the latter. Watch two guys from Australia pull rabbits out of hats with their dicks out (more or less). Why? Why not.