Neti pot, Sudafed, strong vibrator. I would be lying if I said that this is my perfect sinus relief lineup; I've never tried a neti pot. However, I have tried more than a few vibrators, and because vibrations aren't anatomy-specific but are very soothing to clogged sinuses, you can put them on whatever part of your face feels stuffy: nose, forehead, cheeks. Sex blogger Lunabelle, from Ninja Sexology, suggests the L'Amourose Rosa Rouge ($240 at shevibe.com): a powerful, rechargeable vibe with a heat setting to help you (and your evil head mucus) relax. However, I want soft face things, like a warm kitten or a helmet made of marshmallows, when there's so much pressure in my head, so the plush Iroha vibes from Tenga ($99 at Sugar) make good sinus friends.