Thank you Charlene F., for picking up a City Paper, and I hope maybe you won't just read it because of school, but at least you read one, so that's cool! Now look, I do lots of street-level donations, and it was a gift card, I couldn't chop it into a buncha pieces, you know? Besides, I wanted to reward one of my Readers! It coulda been you if you read the paper regularly! Then you coulda done the Oprah! Anyway, thanks for reading, and thanks to all the Letter-Writers for helping me file this week!