We know now that Bob Saget isn't just Danny Tanner, the unnaturally cheerful yet befuddled dad he played on the hit '90s sitcom "Full House" and again this year in the reboot "Fuller House." Somehow, that doesn't make the fact that he's actually a foul-mouthed comic any less jarring. Seriously. One of his recent tweets: "It's what's inside that counts. Probably a good time for me to take this calculator out of my ass." Enjoy the delicious contrasts that life sometimes sets before us.