"Tears were rolling down our cheeks. He says, 'Boy, this here's a crime, this is a serious thing. What you laughing at, boy?' And I said, 'Sir, you're the funniest-looking cop I've ever seen.'" This did not improve the officer's mood, and soon Mr. Wigs' hands were on the hood. Desperate measures were called for, and he found himself saying, "How about I give you a dollar and we call it even?" Amazingly, the bribe worked, but this perhaps led him to press his luck; he then asked the cop if he'd mind driving them to the Buffett show in the cruiser, because they were going to be late. This was also when he realized that instead of $1, he had given the officer a $100 bill—all their money for concert tickets.