Bad decorating aside, we hope that at least the drinks will be good. We’re relieved but somewhat disappointed to see that Barakat isn’t behind the bar, since he bragged in that same interview that he sucks at tending bar. When we ask what’s good on tap, the friendly bartender tells us that there are no taps. That doesn’t seem very rock, but we check out the cocktail menu, where every drink is named after an album by a seemingly random mix of bands including Sonic Youth, The Beatles, The Black Keys, and Radiohead, among others. We order the Revolver, Sticky Fingers, and London Calling. They’re each five dollars, which would be a good price if they weren’t completely watered down and seemingly made entirely of soda.