I am happy to be using the space for this week’s session of the Mr. Wrong Column to announce that I have Officially Concluded my Whatever with my REDACTEDREDACTED, and my Lawyer says I can’t talk about it, and that’s fine, because, well, I CAN’T TALK ABOUT IT, see? Lawyer!
I would also like to thank all of the well-wishers who have wished me well during this whole thing, and I saved all the money that was raised for me in the WRONGFEST events at Ottobar and Metro Gallery (about three grand), and I will be donating it to the Sam Holden Memorial Fund at Towson University, and if you are in a position to throw a few bucks (or hey, a lotta bucks) that way, please to visit samholdenphotography.com and follow the link to the donation thing.
OK, so in summation to this Preamble, I CAN’T TALK ABOUT IT. If I signed stuff, what I signed if I did sign, and if I got any REDACTED if I signed some stuff that I can’t talk about if I signed, and I certainly can’t say and don’t want to say, in words with my mouth, REDACTED REDACTED about my REDACTED REDACTED, and that’s fine, because I CAN’T TALK ABOUT IT.
But I can say “Thanks, Lawyers!” Here are my Legal Questions, which I posed to my Legal Counsel, my pal REDACTED, of the firm of REDACTED, REDACTED & REDACTED, who are right here in Baltimore, and were recommended to me by the wonderful Marcia Semmes at Maryland Volunteer Lawyers for the Arts.
REDACTED: “Congratulate me. I had a dispute and lawsuit; now my dispute is resolved and I have dismissed my lawsuit.” As the Agreement states: “REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED, but REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED.” You can talk about REDACTEDREDACTED REDACTED—REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED, REDACTED REDACTED, and REDACTED. You just can’t call them REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, etc. Everything in the complaint that we filed is certainly REDACTED.
R: You can REDACTED me for that. I was your REDACTED of REDACTED in a REDACTEDREDACTED in REDACTED. It’s a public record, there’s no confidentiality in that. I’m your man. You can also recommend me for a Grammy and a REDACTED.
R: You cannot though: “REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED, REDACTED REDACTED, REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED, REDACTED REDACTED, REDACTED REDACTED, REDACTEDREDACTED/REDACTED, or REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, or REDACTED.”
MW: Can I put that I think the company that has been very good to me by signing my Freelance Checks, the Baltimore Sun Media Group, might feel weird when I put stuff about Lawyers and Legal and Former Employers but I guess maybe, because they probably hadda sign all kindsa Nondisclosure and non-Disparagement stuff too?
MW: Hey, wait, am I getting billed for this?
R: $225/hour or a couple of Duckpins.