The Army’s not fucking around, man, they have to plan on how to build weapons that will work in shittier and shittier weather, you know? And the thing that keeps making stuff worse is all the hydrocarbons we’re burning, but we’re not gonna burn less until it costs way too much or we run out, but we have way too many hydrocarbons left to still pull outta the ground, you know? And I’m pretty sure this is all fucking up my plan to get a goddamn tax-incentivized solar panel on my house to save money on heating my house, man. The Saudis are pumping more to slow the frack! Fucking oil doesn’t cost enough anymore! If this keeps up, these low prices, the oil-boom towns, where they are fracking the shit out of everything that is frackable, are gonna have to shut down, because they won’t be making a profit. I need that price to get back up to Osama bin Laden prices!