Hey, do you remember Osama bin Laden? I’ll never forget that guy, for lotsa reasons, but mostly because one time he said oil should cost $144 a barrel, because if it was less than that, then the United States or The West or whatever was ripping off the Persian Gulf people. The reason I will never forget is because I thought it made sense, I always thought the price of a barrel of oil was way too low, because there was some Secret Handshake business going on with the Saudi guys pumping our oil. When he said it, a barrel of oil cost about $12. Doesn’t that sound totally fucking crazy? Twelve bucks! Also, a gallon of gas was like a dollar a gallon, but a little higher for me because my Honda runs on high-test, and that shit is always like 25 cents more than regular, but I’m telling you motorists, if you are supposed to put the Premium gas in your car, do it, it’ll run better, and I think that (along with not being able to afford a new car) is why I am still driving my 1996 Civic.
Meanwhile, I read in the Los Angeles Times the fucking Army is planning their stuff around the weather report!
Rising global temperatures, increasing sea levels and intensifying weather events will challenge global stability . . . and could lead to food and water shortages, pandemic disease and disputes over refugees and resources.