I arose kinda late today, so I just got Breakfast in under the wire, Noonwise, so I think it’s important to stay on a good schedule with the eating, you don’t want to stress your System, that is my Personal Belief, so, I mean, what are we talking about for Lunchie, something good, like a nice Club Sandwich or some French Onion Soup or something? A Hot Dog? Man, I love Hot Dogs, and I don’t agree with people who say you shouldn’t put ketchup on ’em, man, I think this is America, and you should put whatever the fuck you want on your Hot Dog; Ketchup, Mustard, Boiled Cabbage (aka: Kraut), a Scrambled Egg, Cheese, Peppers, even another fucking Hot Dog man, express yourself, and don’t let some fucking Purist tell you what to put on your Hot Dog, I mean, we’re talking about a goddamn Hot Dog, do know what these things are made of? Do you haz Internet? Tube Steaks! Not some Le Cordon Blue crap with Truffle Oil and stuff, but hey, if you want to put Truffle Oil on your Hot Dog, go for it. Man, I’m hungry, talking about this, howabout you? Do you ever notice when you are talking about Nutrition and Healthy Eating, you are frequently engaged in this activity when you are in front of a Hot Turkey Sandwich with Gravy or an otherwise frowned-upon item? Whatever, I could go for a Hot Dog and some Cole Slaw, that’s like a perfect pair of Foods to eat, because the Healthiness of the Cole Slaw cancels out the Hotdogness of the Hot Dog, you know? As your Nutrition Advisor, I am telling you to skip the French Fries when you have a Hot Dog for lunch and have something that cancels it out, like a Cruciferous Vegetable, to wit: Cabbage, which is the Active Ingredient frequently found in Cole Slaw, especially if you can get the kind that isn’t all swimming in Mayonnaise or that “Salad Dressing” shit, that stuff is poison, man, no offense, get you some Mayo at least, on your Cole Slaw, but I think the Healthiest way to go is the kind that has Vinegar in it, which is also healthy because it kinda tastes bad, probably. Also, when you buy a box of Kraft Cheese Dinner, don’t buy the Dinosaur or Sponge-Bob shape, those are not as healthy as the regular Macaroni-shape, and the way to get those MorningStar Farms fake Sausage patties to taste good is fry ’em in fucking butter. Thank you.