I don't have a gambling problem or anything, seriously. I know, that's what they all say (and you know who They are: me), but it was really starting to get to me, not having a winning day at the track, I mean, I had a System and everything, but I finally figured out that was my problem-not the gambling, c'mon, man-especially now that I'm back in the win column! It was the lack of winning on my System that shoulda tipped me off, right? I only realized this after I won and noticed it was simply by picking the winning horse, all by itself, and not doing any "Exotic" wagering such as an "Exacta" or a "Trifecta," or a "Superfecta," or a "Wheel," or a "Daily Double," or "Boxing an Exacta," or a "Part-Wheel of a Trifecta." No more of that! All I do from now on is pick a horsey to Win, Place, or Show! Hi Ho! My new System! Wait, I just jinxed myself by acknowledging I haz new System, crap!