in my gay, gay life, I went to a straight strip club. I had been to gay strip clubs. I had even been to a strip club in Broward County, Fla., where all the strippers were trans. But I had never been to a straight strip club. Crazy! I love nudity and I love drinking, but it hadn't even occurred to me that I hadn't been to a straight strip club until a few weeks ago, when my friend Colin won a free VIP party at Scores (which, we should mention, did kidnap our beloved BestyTM Mascot last year).