"A female customer had slept with her husband's brother. The husband finds out, beats the crap out of his brother and gets locked up. Their mother, in Kentucky or Tennessee-South Baltimore used to be very hillbilly-finds out, gets to Baltimore, and comes into the bar with a shotgun, looking for the wife. The mother screams, 'You bitch!,' and goes after her, but the mother's got these super-thick eyeglasses and can't shoot for shit. She misses the wife, hits the ceiling, and chases the wife down Hanover Street," she recounts.