ARRROOOO!!! I am filing this episode of the Mr. Wrong column from an Undisclosed location, deep in the tree-lined bowels of the beautiful and scenic Adirondack Mountains, America. For one week I will commune with Nature, take long walks in the woods, and stand in a lake full of water up to my waist and drink beers. OK, mostly I will stand in the lake and drink beers, and the walking and the communing, well, sure, if that happens, bonus, but for me, and most Americans, Vacation is about not worrying if one is getting enough exercise and thinking and stuff, Vacation is for enjoying Life! However, as Vacation-y as I am rolling right now, I have an Obligation to file a Mr. Wrong column on the weekly, so I am taking a minute from the lake and the nature and all that crap to file my column, because first rule of having a column is: Always Be Columning, and I am a pro! I get paid for this shit! I Column so deep I even do it on my vacation for the Gentle Reader! Arroooo!!!