Bring Lass Overtly Clearer Knowledge
Here's how you break the dam: You get high, you consume porn (text or vid), and you read Daniel Bergner's book What Do Women Want? Adventures in the Science of Female Desire. ("It should be read by every woman on earth," Tracy Clark-Flory of Salon writes. "You want a female Viagra? This book is as close as we have to it.") Don't do all three at once, of course, lest you grind the gears off your sex gaskets. But do all three, over a long weekend, and try to relax and listen to your body and allow your erotic imagination to speak to you.
And give yourself a break, BLOCK. Some folks need more than three months to bounce back after ending a five-year relationship. Don't force yourself to date right now if you're not ready. Get high instead, read Bergner, and take in some erotica. And when you are ready to enter your slutty phase, BLOCK, hang on to your pickiness. In my experience-ahem-picky people are likelier to enjoy their slutty phases and likelier to survive them.
I have some friends in the Pacific Northwest. They told me that they sometimes go "clam digging" for their dinner. This phrase has to have a filthy double meaning. It HAS to! But Urban Dictionary had nothin'. Any ideas?