Free Love: 2013's Reader Valentines


I could have never imagined the path that we have found ourselves on. Every morning I wake up happier with you by my side, you are an amazing father, and incedible husband. I love our life! I can't wait to see what the future holds for our famliy of 3 1/2. Love you for always

leslie & seamonkey

Brandon Dennis

Happy Valentine's Day! I love you very much! Thank you so much for making me laugh, teaching me how to trust again, and helping me with my kids so I could get my degree. They may not show it much, but I know they appreciate you too! Not that it would matter, because I am done looking, and have what I want... forever <3

Briana Thompson

Steve Diddy

Three Valentines Days, Three wonderful vacations, two dogs, two houses and countless laughs have kept us strong. I never in a million years thought I'd fall in love with a SoBo boy and you've stolen my heart for life. You, Max & Wonka make my life complete.

Happy Valentine's Day!


Doody butt

you'll always be my favorite everything


Abby, Baby Girl

We are an ocean apart on our first Valentine's Day together. But a V-day an ocean apart is infinitely better than a V-day without you. I hope I have changed your outlook on today from a day for bitterness to a day for unending sappy love notes and nauseating romance.

'With Ur Love' I feel like we are Baby and Johnny Castle. We will go spelunking as far away as Denmark, but I will never forget the first time you were my monkey. I miss my Libra savagely, and this boo can't wait to be with her thang.

You are the best girlfriend a girl could ask for. I am so in love with you and looking forward to spending many more V-days with you. Love you, Baby Girl.

Tiffany, Young Coconut

My "Sexy Man" Ty

You are my daydreamer. . . "with eyes that make me melt"
No ordering of words or characters can explain how you've touched my heart . I love you so much!

Happy Valentine's Day

Courtney B.

Snookie Bear

From day one (June 4th 2010) my heart belonged to you. We were linked hearts, minds, bodies and souls for life! Its been a long and difficult ride, but Im finally starting to see the light and get truly excited about our future together!! I need you to know that I trust you and believe in you. I believe in US. I always have and its so fantastic to know that you finally believe that this can happen. You are making the changes. You have gained the strength. You are making your way to me! You are making the way to US.

Im so proud of you because you have been trying really hard. I cant tell you how good it feels to know that your heart is now completely mine and that you are 1000% sure of the decisions that you are making. We are doing it babe and its about time! lol. I love you today, tomorrow and always. US is awesome!

Suga Plum

My Love Jones (and the world)

True love is possible! Please believe in it. Dont ever give up on it because true love will always win. I gave up on it and it came to find me in all its glory. I am now basking in it and loving every single moment!

I love you BTJ!! You are my very best friend. I have waited a thousand years for a love like this and every day, we get one step closer to our dreams!



You have shown me what it is to truly love.You're my happiness,my best friend and soon you'll be my beautiful wife!Everyday is better than the last when you have a love like ours.Happy Valentines Day,beautiful!!


August F. Holtyn

"In this world
love has no color

yet how deeply
my body
is stained by yours."

-Izumi Shikibu

Albert Garcia-Romeu

Alison "My Love" Clausen

Alison is the only one I call my love,
Over myself and anyone else,
I've placed her above.
My true love for her is so hard to describe,
For one day I wish to make her my bride.
My feelings for her are unlike any other,
Which is the reason, for she is my lover.
Our journey thus far.
Has been Seven Years in the making,
A third of our lives,
Is what has been taken.
I could never change anything for our time,
Forever and always I hope you'll be mine.
She warms my heart like the hand in a glove,
And this is the reason, Alison is MY LOVE!

John Bedingfield


Looking forward to our next drinks overlooking the sunset and the surf! Love you baby!!



Happy 30th Birthday!I thank god for his infinite love for me in creating you. All my love all the time. I will meet you on the dance floor my love.



"I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell you on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."



I know that life with me is not always easy - thank you for walking this shared path. Let's rocket to the moon, hand in hand.

Your birdie

My Loving Husband Kenny,

I love you in the morning
I love you at night
I love you when you're wrong as
much as when you are right
I love you when you're up
I love you when you're down
I love you when you smile and
I feel bad when you frown
I love the ways you show me that you care
I love the safe warm feeling knowing that you're there
I love you no matter what you say or do
And that's why all you hear out of me is that I LOVE YOU
I will always and forever love and be I love with you

Your Loving Wife Vickie


When I met you last year it was clearly the highlight of 2012 for me because it changed everything for me & you make me really happy!

You really do have the most amazing & sexy smile!

xo xo xo
Funny how it all started with a Taylor Swift greeting card, huh? lol

Your Hard Rock Zombie

Daryl, my love

Everyday Extraordinary Love

Without fear you jumped into the fray,
I love you more each day,
You bring the sunshine from the grey,
You rub me every right way
We've got an extraordinary, every day kind of love.

Little things matter
It never is a chore,
Never forgetting to say "I love you"
When I step outside the door.
Respect can make a difference in an every day kind of love.

Never is when you should leave me
Always is my heart
If not forever then for my lifetime
We should never be apart.
We've got the fierce mind to show it, an every day kind of love.

Every day don't mean uninspiring
Every day don't mean humdrum,
Every day means reminding that someone
That "Baby, you're the only one."

You are my extraordinary husband.
every day.



I love you more and more each and everyday. I thank you for all that you do for me, and though i may not say it enough I am truly grateful. I just wish for many many more years of happiness and growing old together! Let our great days out weigh the bad and know that we will always have each other. I LOVE YOU!



You're my one and only valentine. I am so in love with you! I can't wait until our wedding this coming May



I know that I have kept you at arms length for so many many years, while you watched me date a jerk. I wish I hadn't. You mean the world to me, and I wish I could show you how much I love you. It doesn't matter how far you are from me, you'll always be in my heart. Maybe someday.


Douglas Foley

This dedication goes out to my fiance Doug:

Some people say LOVE is nothing but a word
Some people show it in may ways
Like the way you hold my hand in yours to keep them warm
The gentle rub of your hands on my feet after a long day
Coming home to a clean house
How dinner is done and all I have to do is relax or
How you try your hardest even when luck is not on your side

Now that is love, being fully committed and deeply emotionally connected with someone
To be yourself enough to fart or get completely naked in front of someone
To give up your last and still strive to get more

That is what I love most about you that you never give up and
Though we have been through some rocky times, we are still supporting
each other to be our best.

I love you forever and always, Asia!!!

Niasia Roland

Miz Lane


Seth Adam


With every breath that I am worth
Here on Earth
I'm sending all my love to you
So if you dare to second guess
You can rest assured
That all my love's for you



To My Man Joe!!
I Love you so much and could not ask for a better guy to be with. You are my everything and you complete me. I knew you were the one for me when I first met you. Love hanging out with you whether it is at Bertha's, City Limits, Catching an Orioles game, a quiet night at home, or just having some fun in the bedroom. I am looking forward to more great moments to come and can not wait until the day we move into together. Love you so much!!!



You may stop have found your QUEEN!

Brandillyne Nicole


Happy 30th Birthday, to the girl with beautiful eyes and a beautiful soul. I love you more than words can say.



I never would have imagined that 2 years ago this week, we'd had a baby, built a house and are still going strong. You are my best friend and Love of my life. We've created a beautiful baby boy and I'm forever grateful for the gift and family we've created. You're still "IT" for me and I can't wait for many more years with you. I know I can be tough sometimes; but it's out of love and to make you a better man. Happy Valentines day and Anniversary. Hope you love your gift

Love you always and forever


Rebecca Bruzdzinski

I know we have our differences. I have respected your wish to stay out of your life. It still does not mean I do not care. I will always be here for you and your sister. AS I wrote to her, I hope that as you grow older you will follow your own path and not one that will be prescribed for by others. It is not easy being in a co-dependent relationship. I am sure recent events have brought that to the forefront. I could not deal with it and it drove me away. I hope that you will find the strength to do so as well.

I am and always will be your father. I have respected your wishes to stay away but I will always love you without any conditions.

Hugs and kisses,

Michael Bruzdzinski




The Charm City Animal Rescue Foster Moms

You're the most amazing team I've ever been on, and you're eagerness to save lives amazes me every day. I can't ever thank you for your dedication, your time, your tears, and your sacrifices to the animals we give better lives to. May your Valentine's Day be filled with love, kisses, and head bonks!


Steven B.

Happy Valentine's Day to a wonderful guy who has made my life better. I am glad to be spending our 3rd Valentine's together. We have our up's and down's like any couple but I wouldn't trade it for the world. Love you!

Stephanie M.

Meals Matthews

I love you more than Randy Travis loves Fire Water!

Chef Steve

Rachel Naomi

....and that's life.

Feelings, ughhhhh.




I want to read Dune with you 4ever.

Bobby Hill


Thank you for being the man who brings me roses when I ain't got none. I love you.


Yuri Diaz

For some reason we never really talk to each other in the past, but am glad it was that way because now that we are together i feel like everything is perfect and I want you to know that you make me so happy and I love you so much
Te Amo

Victor Garcia

Instant You

Gorilla Paw and
Fred Flintstone Toe
Now you have rellies
To whom you can show

You're Jewish, you're Catholic
and a wholly formed Atheist
So happy for you
to now add a face to it.

You now can compare
Your frog face stare
And your long sexy nose
to those who you share

But with that comes best
Your beautiful eyes
And I watch as they absorb
anything sci-fi

Paws Up!

Tisha Edwards

Tisha, Happy Valentine's Day. We love you for all the snow days. But we really would have liked to go to the parade...


My Vincey

Here's to another Valentine's Day Baby. I hope our love continues to grow. :-*



Thank you for all your love and support over the last year and the years before! Just like these chairs, we go well together.

Love, Gina








Thanks for being my best friend. I can't wait to be your wife. Weird. But awesome. Just like us.


all my special girls

Have a wonderful valentines day. All my love, sam, aunt linda,aunt tina,nautta,muffin, ronnie,denetra,moe n eriyonna.


My fisherman....Steve

You came into my heart as a little Marlin with a big bobble head and I swam to your shore as a little seahorse lookdown fish. I Love You Baby! I love to dance with you Baby! I Love our Son Rocco! I wish we could be at the ocean everyday and make Tacos everyday and lay around and be lazy together everyday! You are the best Shisherman I know....because you caught my swimming seahorse heart! I Love You Baby!

Bethany the Seahorse


Nothing this crazy should feel this normal. Nothing this perfect should ever end. I love you.



You take the ass right out of my chaps! Now let's tell Dina all about it!



I love you so much because you are cute and small. Moy moy ma moy. Poochie smooch. Remember when we went to Mexico? Happy Valentines day!


Eric DiCesare

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I heart your face
and we're getting married in June!

Can't wait to say I Do, Boo!



Parting is such sweet sorrow...



Here's to more sunsets at Latitudes, dinners at our restaurant in Greenwich Village, half-time lovemaking, breakfast in AC, Christmas trees on the sidewalk, massages, kisses on the beach, sexy pictures, exploring new and exciting adventures, and, of course, more reasons to have champagne at Tiffany's. I love you my sexy baby!



This is our third Valentine's Day together, and I want you to know I love you more and more every day. You are the love of my life, my best friend and biggest TM maker and I can't wait to marry you! Looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you. Without a doubt, our love and bond is the best thing that ever happened to both of us and I know it will last forever. I will always love you with all my heart.


Charles Cook

To my wonderful Valentine!

You are my best friend and soul mate, love you so much :)


Baltimore Breakfast Club

God, I miss being inside of you so much. I loved waking up and seeing your face. Watching you put those sausages inside of your mouth, and then it was my turn. Baby, come back! I just can't take it anymore.



This is just another first for us.. I wanted to officially wish you a happy first valentines day baby! I love you, not because of what you have but because of how I feel.. I care for you, not because you need care but because I want to.. and I will always be here for you, not because I want you to be with me, but because I want to be with you. So this is just me wanting to say Happy Valentines Day, I love you more and more each day!


Maura and Erin,

I love you guys a whole lot, and I hope this Valentines day is just perfect for the both of you. You two are an amazing couple, and every time I see you guys together my brain just screams otp. Happy Valentines Day, and I hope it's just as amazing as the both of you are, if not more.


Holly Marie

Like June & Johnny we'll walk the line eternally...our love will take Center Stage. Love you babe, thanks for always coming back for me.







I am beyond lucky to call myself your wife this year.
You're always there to make me laugh when it seems nothing can go our way. And as long as I have you I know we will always be okay.
I love you more than I could ever put into words and cannot wait to spend the rest of our lives happily ever after.
Happy Valentines Day, I love you.
Thank you for being my husband.


The my pie

Happy valentines day! I hope to spend forever being your valentine.

your fat cat

Abu Coriander

Life may not always be a pizza party, but I'm in. Here's to many more years of lying on top of one another on the floor. And to many more years of happiness.
Your Wife of the Future



Happy Valentine's Day! You are my best friend and partner in crime. You are my favorite adventurer, explorer, cuddler, snuggler and every other -er that I don't have room to write. You are my lover and there is no one I'd rather spend my time with. I love you Clinton.


the hot lith hall security guard who looks like adrien brody

you are so hot. now that I know you're married I'll stop trying to pick you up. but seriously, you are so hot.

the girl who forced my number on you

Antonio Mario L.

I am the shoreline; you are the sea. Where I end, you begin. "You" are everything I want. Every minute of every day. Yesterday. Now. Always.


Nurse Wretched

I love you so much. Can't wait until we meet and then another three weeks. Marry me?

Ray Lewis


you are the best. love you so much!


Carl C.

It's been 8 crazy years. But, I'm excited to spend the rest of my life with you, our amazing children and dog. Happy Valentine's Day! I love you sooooo much!


The World's Greatest Butthole Flicker

I love you so super much! You pretty much rock my world. Thanks for all that you do and all that you are.

Best Girlfriend

"The boy with the concaved chest"

To inky fish named Esme
To eventide, bewitched and betwixt
To Hem and Chuck and Richard,
(And even Scott with his marbled peaches)
To Blue Motel rooms with Boom-Boom pachyderms
and most especially,
To magic never being destroyed.

"The girl with the crooked smile"

Michelle at CCAR

You save kitties-
You love pitties-
Now show us your titties.
(I am just kidding.)

PS. You're much much older than me.
I love you. Happy Valentines day.

Your much younger sister, Shanna


My Baby Brian!!!

I love you so so so much. I can not believe we have been together for 2 years and 7 months. You have been there for me in the times I have needed you the most and i have done the same for you. From our Ocean City trip, to going to New Jersey, to just DC, or The Hippo we have made so many great moments together and i love spending time with you. I can not wait to spend my life with you and get our own place together. I could not ask for a better boyfriend then you. Thanks for everything and I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH BABE!!!!


Deaven W.

There is no one else in this world that could love me the way you do.You make me feel like a professional chef,share in my awkward & random moments and support dreams.. Spuv U!!

You make my dreams,
Come true over and over again.
And I honestly, truely believe,
You and me are written in the stars.

Sherrie W

Shanna Ingrodi

I hope you don't go in the Air Force, because I'm not walking Charlie home from the bar. He could fall in the Harbor!

Happy Valentines Day!

Michelle Ingrodi

Dan S

Sweetheart these past few years have been amazing! Despite the stress of these past few months you still make me smile when no one else can. I love you.

Katy B

Lou Black

Dearest Lou-La,

*About a year ago we met
Through an online-dating bet

We had Sunday brunch,
and after a 3-hour munch

Off toward the sun we set*

As you can see, I am not a poet, but I'm glad you love me anyway, and I'm glad you finally showed me outer space.

happy Vday. The letter "V" can stand for whatever you want. I love you.

Lizzy Leigh



I love you, let's do something stupid this valentines day!


Rochelle Weems

It has been the greatest pleasure being with you.I journey together is still fresh,but I look forward to many days with you. You except me for me and I will always honor that.You are the true meaning of a good woman.I love your smile,your voice,the way i feel when you hold me,and everything in between.Everyday is our Valentines day.I love you.



For the last five years you have been my best friend, my super hero, and my inspiration. I love you with all of my heart. Thank you for being all that you are and taking this lovely bicycle ride with me.


Big Tittie Karen

I love you. The past few years we have been close have so many great memories. Wouldn't trade it for the world. Also, I need more naked job please..


Eddie B and Victor Man

You are my beautiful surprise
The one who can make me smile
Holding the power to make me cry
It doesn't make sense but I trust it
This is all VERY new, but i do love you
When I wake till the time I go to bed
you occupy my mind,
All due to my beautiful surprise.

Stephy G

Jay Ervin

Happy Valentine's Day and Happy almost-3-years to my best friend, my partner in crime, my favorite. <3

"the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."

Thank you for thinking the sun shines out of my ass. :) As long as I have you and our pug-child, I will live my days a happy girl.

Your Favorite


I'm so happy to be your valentine again. Lately I've felt that I've been falling more in love with you each day. Stay silly, suave, and sexy :)
"I love all the little things and the beauty that they're gonna bring"



Love grows differently, and I know that our relationship has shifted in recent times from lovers to friends. I just wanted you to know that despite this change, I will never stop loving you fiercely and you will always remain one of my best friends and confidants. And if anyone hurts you, I will fly back there and cut them.

So, asshole, I love you. Because you are my friend. Because you were my lover. Because you are one of the few people in this world who have seen me at my absolute worst and you've never judged me for that. But mostly because you're just you, and nothing more.

Happy Valentine's Day, doll. Happy every day.



Adriene M

I hope that we can eventually continue to write our story, were both starting new chapters. I don't want to lose you as a friend.

Jason B


I'm lucky to be the girl that gets to drool on you. And I don't even mind that you snore. I love you.

AC aka BB


It might be our second Valentine's Day, but it will be our first to celebrate in Baltimore! A day doesn't go by that something reminds me of you. You are my best friend!

I love you!
So what's for lunch? :-)


My Brad Walker


Although we tell each other EVERY DAY, "I Love You!" in some form or another, I wanted you to see it in print today.

~ H V D ~

Your Sharyn Frederick

Rich Giomundo


I can't believe we are really getting married! Thank you for being the man that you are, and for loving me the way you do. I promise to make you happy, to always be there when you need me, and to support you no matter what you do. I am so excited to see what the future will hold for us, and promise that no matter what it brings....we'll always be together. Happy Valentine's Day!

Junae Fonger

Maggie Rickell

Happy Valentine's Day. I always do, and always will love you to Baltimore and back


The love of my lifetime Sherry Scales-Leggins

I love all of you,with all of me. HAPPY 4th wedding anniversary.

your wife

Chico and Schnitzel (a.k.a. The Honey Badger and The Schnize)

Happy Valentine's day to the best puppies ever! We love our little boys so bring us so much joy!

Mommy and Daddy




Charlie and Kendall

You both are the most important people in my life. You make me so proud to call you my children and know that mommy loves you two more than words can describe. Happy Valentine's Day, my sweet angels!



Nutty nutty, wobble wobble, SQUIRRELAPENQUINSTYLE! I love you!!!! Let's make some special babies! Xoxo



Thanks for being my best friend.


Mr. Bowman

I know it's only been a few minutes that we've known each other, but I need you to know that you're making it pretty easy to keep you around an undetermined amount of weeks!!! Thanks for making me smile and not weeping uncontrollably at the sight of my scary winterized feet.

Ms. Southerland

Teenuh Warlick

I really care about you! Like I said no pressure,no rush!! You are worth waiting for. All I ask is u give me the chance to show u I am different from all the rest. Happy valentines day beutiful.

Your future husband , ROB

Nina Ross ( Jenny O)

Hey sweetheart, Hope you are doing fine? Yet this is another valentine day we spent together for now 7years!!!!!! May we have 70 more years to come, It hasn't been all good times but I promise you for the next months, days, and years to come I will make you the proudest dove to ever fly in the sky. I love you and each day its a more powerful with seeing your smile, dimples, and the way you walk and that gap too, but that all makes you the person I want to spend the rest of my life with. With Maryland passing the same -sex marriage law, here's I'll chance to do it and do it big. Will u marry me??????????????????? Will you be my bride???????????????? I want all of Baltimore and the world to hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you and spend the rest of your life with me, lets cross the ocean together.

Scotty Boo


this is me *putting pen to notepad to solidify between the lines with l.o.v. and es.*
you are my poet, my sunshine, my breath of fresh air, the chance to always be better
i love you
see... i just married you again



all my special girls

Have a wonderful valentines day. All my love, sam, aunt inda,aunt tina,nautta,muffin, ronnie,denetra,moe n eriyonna.


Geoffrey Cooper Graham

Remember three years ago our engagement surprised our friends when it was announced in these hallowed pages? Me too. This year you're in Baltimore and I'm in Berlin, but I'm very glad that we tied the knot in between.






Dear Princess Angel,
You are the best baby boy
I love you forevs

princess angel

Mr. Heathen

This is our first Valentine's Day celebrated as a married couple. After being together for over 5 years, you remain my best friend, my lover, and my protector.

I have never known anyone who understands me better than you do. Thank you for being there for me, always.

Your Wife, Mrs. Heathen


Congrats on your acceptance to your Ph.D. program! You are my brilliant, beautiful love!


Marion Thompson

Just thought the world should know that it is a blessing to truly like the person you love. You have taught me how to give unto others without reciprocation, how to love through past hurts, and how to spiritually nourish my soul all through your example. I applaud who you are and today I celebrate you!

Living to Love 2013

Anisha Thompson


Each day I spend with you is a treat. I look forward everyday to see and be with you when you get home from school/work. I'm extremely proud of you for getting your Masters in Social Work. Keep being wonderful!


Catherine Bruzdzinski

I know we have not been as close as I would have liked to have been. I have alsways admired your free spirit even when you were younger. I hope that as you grow older you will follow your own path and not one that will be prescribed for by others.

I am and always will be your father. I have respected your wishes to stay away but I will always love you without any conditions.

Hugs and kisses,


Michael Bruzdzinski

2220 Crew

RARS, I'm so excited to start this adventure with you! If you find this Valentine you win dessert. Much love,

The House

Intradepartmental Mail

Find your Valentine in a place that is supposed to be cold in the room that is the value of the discriminant: 2x^2 + 15x + 13.

Algebra II Love

Dear Beef,

This part is serious. I can't express in words, let alone newspapers, exactly what it means to me that you will be moving to this great city, and hope and pray that you will love it and see it like I do. Less than 1 month from the time you read this we will again be cohabiting after what feels like an eternity apart, but wherever you go forever, I am going with you and never leaving your side ever again. You've been so loyal to me and it means the universe that you're rearranging your life to be here with me. Thank you for that.
This part is silly. URFACE is a big, but good face and I will enjoy looking at it on the daily. Miss you, boss. Maybe in a few years when the Ravens are done soaking up all the glory, we can move to Philly and then your team can win the Super Bowl... MAYBE. Happy New Year, indeed.

Love, Geef


Wouldn't know what I'd do without you. You are the bestest friend a girl could have. LOVE YOU!!!


Big Daddy

We finally did "this crap" and I couldn't be happier! I'm the luckiest chic who will follow you anywhere.


creatures of the 28th block of Howard

To the stray orange cat, house mouse, and carnivorous hawk,

I know it's a little weird to have a MICA undergrad this far up in JHU territory and ya'll came out of the woodwork to see that I was welcome.
After hurricane Sandy came and filled our back trashcan with water, killing a foot long rat, you the carnivorous hawk came by to snatch him up in his terrifying state of rigor mortis. And you! the house mouse, eating the scraps under the stove and leaving teeny foot prints across the counter. I guess so I always know you're around. But don't let me forget the stray orange cat. I'm not really sure what you do besides refuse awesome snacks I give you but you're really aesthetically pleasing.

Thanks guys, you're the best.

This love letter excludes the cockroaches- one night stand and now you're just annoying.


Estelle Kline

Ryan Monday

You are the love of my life and I am so thankful for every moment we have together. You bring so much to my life, handle the ups and downs perfectly, and have changed the way I look at the world. I love you and can't wait for the rest of our lives together.

Dr. Drew



Happy Valentine's Day, my amazing boyfriend. I am so excited to share our first Valentine's Day together. You mean the world to me, my love. I'm looking forward to sharing many more wonderful holidays with you.


William James

I had the most wonderful time with you.
Je t'aime encore. Toujours.


Baltimore CCL's

Here's to a day free of barf, ringworm, illness, and someone shitting in the bathtub. Here's to a day filled with love, head bonks, and fabulous adopters. Go home kitties!


The Old Lady

One day you will be mine and I will give you all of the bites. Let's be friends.

Fred Cat