Here's the trick to impressing your date at Crabtowne: Don't order crabs, even if they're all-you-can-eat. In fact, skip the food entirely, so as to minimize your time in the dingy and fluorescent front room. Instead, follow the flashing lights and sounds of laser blasts to find the real reason anyone ever comes to Crabtowne: the back room full of classic arcade games. Crabtowne's owners may not have washed their floors since the 1980s, but then they seem not to have upped their prices since then either. Five dollars of quarters should provide you both with ample time to practice target shooting, blow up asteroids, and rip each other's spines out. Romantic!