’s not-too-distant future, the entirety of American life has been podcasted, cubicle-ized, and made virtual. The “wild” is made up of unknown, feared territories. And if families and their kids want to know how people, such as Native Americans, used to live, Culture Fiesta needs men, such as Ernie, who venture out into the wild and bring back people who can be put on display. Ernie, however, isn’t some latter day Marlboro Man—his bravado can’t camouflage his overall ignorance. Think part Ernest Hemingway, part George W. Bush.