Break out your cutoff jean shorts and prepare yourself for unlimited juice,
is coming May 25! We almost blue ourselves when we got word that E.M.P. Collective would be hosting a celebration of what may be the greatest show ever to be cancelled (and luckily revived),
Arrested Developmen
t
. Nolan Cartwright has created a banana stand for the occasion (10 cents gets you nuts!) and there will be a marathon of the show playing in the "back room." We're not sure if your degree in 18th-century agrarian business or the rest of your scholarly pursuits will help you win the trivia contest, but the chicken dance-off, costume contest, and some Hot Cops are sure to make this an event not to miss. After all, "this ain't no tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!" So come as your favorite character and prepare yourself for the May 26th unleashing of the Netflix revival, featuring 15-episodes of undoubtedly self-referential humor and incest jokes. We hear it's been designed to be watched repeatedly, which is good news considering a feature film might be more than a year away.
