Occupation: Fictional Villain; CEO (emeritus), Omincon
, "lasers," sea bass with head-mounted "lasers,"
Demand: "100 beeelion dollars"
What He Will Do If You Don't Obey: Blow up the Earth with his moon-based "laser."
Henry "Hank" Paulson
Occupation: Treasury Secretary, Fictional Economic Savior
Compensation: $46.7 million (Last 5 years at Goldman Sachs)
Interests: interest rates, M1, TED Spread,
Demand: Start spending/borrowing. Immediately.
What He Will Do If You Don't Obey: Print more money; jam down your throat.
Neel "Cash & Carry" Kashkari
Occupation: Mini Me to Treasury Secretary Paulson
Compensation: (Control of) $700 billion
, monetary policy
What He Will Do If You Don't Obey: Um . . . bite you?