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Know the Difference! (Department of Creepy Bald Guys and Your Money)

Know the Difference! (Department of Creepy Bald Guys and Your Money)

Dr. Evil

Occupation: Fictional Villain; CEO (emeritus), Omincon

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Compensation: unknown

Interests:

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space, rockets

, "lasers," sea bass with head-mounted "lasers,"

world domination

, etc.

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Demand: "100 beeelion dollars"

What He Will Do If You Don't Obey: Blow up the Earth with his moon-based "laser."

Know the Difference! (Department of Creepy Bald Guys and Your Money)

Henry "Hank" Paulson

Occupation: Treasury Secretary, Fictional Economic Savior

Compensation: $46.7 million (Last 5 years at Goldman Sachs)

Interests: interest rates, M1, TED Spread,

world domination

, etc.

Demand: Start spending/borrowing. Immediately.

What He Will Do If You Don't Obey: Print more money; jam down your throat.

Know the Difference! (Department of Creepy Bald Guys and Your Money)

Neel "Cash & Carry" Kashkari

Occupation: Mini Me to Treasury Secretary Paulson

Compensation: (Control of) $700 billion

Interests:

space, rockets

, monetary policy

Demand: ????

What He Will Do If You Don't Obey: Um . . . bite you?

Hat tip:

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