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Word to the Wise: John Waters has Advice for Obama


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BBC World News America has posted a

welcoming President-elect Barack Obama to the White House and urging him to take a few things into consideration. Among his recommendations: Quit smoking, find yourself a neighborhood bar to hang out in and let 20 strangers come in to hang out with you every night (and load up the jukebox with all of your favorite songs), create an all-volunteer lesbian army, and give free hairdos to the poor. "An angry person with a new hairdo is much less apt to give you trouble," according to Waters.

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