The
to the 1999 edition of
City Paper
's Holiday Guide advises readers to "exercise your freedom of choice to do what we tell you." The cover art—Shepard Fairey's "Obey Santa"—sets an appropriate tone. Suggested
include East German guard hats, items being auctioned from the recently closed Haussner's Restaurant (such as a giant ball of string), shrunken heads from the American Dime Museum, boxes of Millenios cereal, mistletoe belt-buckles, bookbinding classes, and Hindu God lunchboxes. The essays are: Brennen Jensen musing about
, "the cocktail that drinks like a meal"; Andrew Reiner
why he intends to spend "more money and time in small, independently owned businesses instead of the Targets and Wal-Marts of the world" during the holiday-shopping season; and Natalie Davis scrolling through some online holiday
.
Wiley Hall III's
recalls the Little Rock Nine, who integrated an all-white high school in the 1950s. Sandy Asirvatham's
riffs on
The West Wing
's portrayal of fatherhood. Joab Jackson's
analyzes the anti-trust case against Microsoft. In
, Tom Scocca assesses baseball's Gold Glove award.
In Mobtown Beat, Scocca reports on
of two drugs at local hospitals, while Kelly McDonough and Molly Rath weigh the value of "
" in public schools.
The Nose
an "Intern Fair" at UMBC.
is Lee Gardner on Bob Dylan and Phil Lesh, and
on TLC and Destiny's Child.
In
, Adele Marley takes issue with
RKO 281
, HBO's account of the making of
Citizen Kane
. Scott Carlson
Venus Plus X
, the utopian novel by Theodore Sturgeon, in Books.
Charmed Life's Charles Cohen dances around the
at the Canton Liquor House.