As you may have surmised, we here at City Paper enjoy us some April Fools' Day. We weren't the only ones trying to pull one over on you. Here's a few locals that caught our eye: Atomic Books with its drone program to keep up with Amazon's: 
The Brewer's Art saying they were going out of business because of City Paper's story about Ozzy Osbourne's C&D letter (whoopsie!): 
Loyola University annexed Notre Dame of Maryland. Reports The Greyhound: "Speaking to the pride of ethnic Loyolans, Fr. Brinnane called for the reclamation of the university's position as 'a superpower' in the continental liberal arts community." And via Twitter user @azhangaroo: Johns Hopkins University changed the name on its sign (either temporarily or by Photoshop) to show the name most people outside of Baltimore -- and even some who live here -- mistakenly call the university: 
What did we miss? Tell us in the comments.
