Tom Chalkley's feature channels Dr. Seuss to produce a rhyming comic strip called. In Mobtown Beat, Charles Cohen finds the outlook is poor forand Waris Banks profiles Chase Brexton Health Services' public-education efforts for. Brennen Jensen's Charmed Life susses out what makes an Irish pub at. Uli Loskot'sgets answers from Tony Santos, Patricia Sligh, and Gene Castilo.has letters from Tom Hwang, Larnell Custis Butler, and Dan Greifenberger. The columns are: Brian Morton's Political Animal, on the; Eddie Matz' Shirts and Skins, on; Afefe Tyehimba's Third Eye, on; and Mink Stole's Think Mink, on. Scocca & MacLeod's proto-blog,, reads the comics so you don't have to. Art is Blake de Pastino, picking apart the gripes about the world aired by the Latin American artists in, a group show on display at Gallery International. Brennen Jensen's Stage says Paul Diem'sThe New Americais more than the sum of its parts. In Music, Mikael Wood sums up new releases by. In Film: Blake de Pastino, Lee Gardner, Richard Gorelick, Ian Grey, Eric Allen Hatch, Joe MacLeod, Brett McCabe, and Luisa F. Ribeiro bestow City Paper's, our fake Oscars; Michael Yockel is mesmerized byDecasia; Kimberly White Erlinger slaysThe Hunted; Eric Allen Hatch saysNaqoyqatsimisfires but welcomeswith open arms; Tom Siebert's three-year-old approves ofPiglet's Big Movie; Lee Gardner extols howRopewas shot; and Ian Grey is okay withWillard's weirdness. Richard Gorelick's Omnivore can believe how good's Maryland crab pretzel is, but finds everything else kind of so-so.