where you can post your photo throwing the "One Piece" (or is it "One Peace"?) hand signal. But wait! Before we ask citizens to start picking up "One [more] Piece" of the shit that pigs all across the city just drop on the ground, why not a shout-out to the litterbugs in question, Bmore style? Why not just say to them: Stop fucking litterin'! I can picture the video for this, with little old ladies sweeping their stoops, then giving the mean eye as the camera zooms in, pulling back their housecoats to reveal the chromium gat, and then just shaking their heads. Scenes with the crews of the neighborhood people who, every spring, voluntarily remove tons of debris from the streets. Pan them and get a threatening quote, a finger across the neck, from each one. Someone oughtta make that vid. Baltimore is a filthpile because too many people in this town will not walk 20 feet to throw their Styrofoam food containers in a trash can, preferring to simply let the wind take it. But it's also a place where "trash tickets" seemingly accrue exclusively to home-owning residents in stable neighborhoods, while huge backyard dump sites in vacant areas go uncited for years. It's the kind of place where you'll get a parking ticket every week on "street sweep" day on roads that get street-swept maybe twice a year. So telling the people who already don't litter, who already pay their parking tickets, trash fines, and taxes, to pick up "One Piece" of some uncivilized shitbird's litter would seem a stretch. Remember "Pitch in!" and "