I lost my Day Job back in March, and since then, I have been Getting Paid a la carte, if you will, for various products that come out of my brain and hands, and sure, go ahead and make a joke about other places where stuff comes out, and that’s where the Mr. Wrong Columns come out of, har de har har, and that’s cool, I complain about lots of stuff, but I’m not complaining about how I make money now, I am totally grateful to anybody who signs a check with my name on the pay to the order of line, for reals, and I gotta tell you, not having a Day Job is kinda fun, I get to go have lunch and sit around at places and drink coffee and stuff, and I’m never late for anything, and I can go to the movies in the middle of the day and get the Matinee, but for me, the weird part of being what they call a “Freelancer” is that I always forget what day of the week it is, I’m not kidding, when I used to work in an office, I was pretty good at being aware of what day of the week it was, as far as how, like, if it was Monday, I would go to the office and stuff, you know? If any of the Gentle Readers of the Mr. Wrong Column are Freelancers or whatever, do you ever forget what day of the week it is? I’m starting to have a real problem with this, even though I am surrounded by stuff that tells me what day it is, calendars with the days of the week and the month and stuff, and devices that know what time and day it is and stuff. I’m not a hypochondriac or anything, but I’m starting to wonder if I have a Vitamin Deficiency or a tumor or something pressing on the part of my mind that remembers what day it is, can that happen? Is that a thing? If you are a Doctor of Medicine, in terms of being a Physician, please write in to the Mr. Wrong Column and tell me if that is a thing.