For those who haven't had the pleasure, a Lime-A-Rita is a mix of Bud Light beer and, according to the Anheuser-Busch brewing company, "exciting margarita flavors." They come in tall, white cans and are decorated with an illustration of a cold, refreshing margarita. In addition to the more traditional lime-inspired flavor, you can buy Mang-O-Ritas, Straw-Ber-Ritas, Raz-Ber-Ritas, Cherry-Ahh-Ritas, and even Cran-Brrr-Ritas. They don't taste like they've been handcrafted by a fancy bartender—they don't even taste like they've been in the same room as an actual fruit. They barely taste like margaritas. But just one tall, icy can packs a pleasant, fuzzy buzz. They are tasty in the same way that candy is: simple and sweet.