Many years ago, what was for me a bizarre sexual incident happened to me, and while I've largely laughed it off with no traumatic effects, the incident has always puzzled me. For the record, I'm a straight man in a good, loving marriage with no sexual issues to report. I was off on a golf weekend with a bunch of über-hetero buddies. We stayed in a condo that didn't have enough beds for everyone, so I ended up sharing a bed with an ex-Marine. In the middle of the night, I thought my girlfriend was waking me up with a blow job, and a damn fine one at that. However, as I gradually became awake, I realized the mouth on my penis wasn't my girlfriend's. I called this guy's name, and—this is the interesting part—he sprang up suddenly, like I just woke him up. I was also a little afraid, because he was a big guy who could have easily pummeled me to death out of embarrassment. But he jumped out of bed, went into the bathroom, and gargled before coming back into bed. Neither of us said a word afterward about what happened. Needless to say, I didn't sleep too well after that. (And frankly, I was a little offended by the gargling.) So the question is: Can you fellate in your sleep? Can you sleep-blow and still be a straight guy?