I am totally having a still-hot American Summer and I hope by now you know I want the same for you, in varying degrees according to your particular and independent preferences, and I hope you write in to the below addresses and let me know all about your Summer, and what you did and what you ate and how good it was and any ideas you have for making it Endless. Now is August! The Summeriest of the Summer Months! Mostly, I Believe, because it has zero big Holidays inside of it, in terms of National Observance, OK? I'm not talking about stuff such as Victory Day (Rhode Island), or The Assumption of Mary (Jesus-Religion), or Bennington Battle Day (Observed, Vermont), or Lyndon Baines Johnson Day (Texas), see? Those are State things, and they are whatever they are, good for them, but what I am saying here in The United States of Summer is that We are a Nation, united under a deep Groove of Summer. Let's go get some Soft-Serve! My favorite Soft-Serve is when you get Chocolate and Vanilla Swirled all together and then dip the whole thing into some Chocolate coating, oh boy, eat it fast, it's hot out! I do not ever get the "Wet Nuts," though, I might try that sometime, the "Wet Nuts," but then I think it'd be impossible to dip it, you know? I sure could go for a Soft-Serve, just saying. Plus, I dig the Season of Soft-Serve because there's no stress about what kinda Cone you want, you know? I hate having to think about that, do I want the Sugar Cone or the Cake Cone or the Waffle Cone, you know? I dunno, it just stresses me out when all I want is to slide some cool creamy Soft-Serve into my Ice Cream-hole. I do worry, though, that the server puts that Soft-Serve all the way down into the bottom of the Cone, because there's nothing worse than that last bite, after you have licked and slurped your way through a successful Soft-Serve Experience without getting any on you, and then that last bite is nothing but empty Dry Cone? Right? Ack! I hate throwing away that last chunk, but if there's no more Soft-Serve in there, that thing is gonna choke me, I know it. Anyway, say no to Dry Cone.