The Trump International Hotel really is not normal. In the Old Post Office building, it now looks like a castle. Big American flags wave above the word "Trump." As I walked around, toward the door, I passed The Spa, by Ivanka Trump™. Then I saw the sign for "Presidential Ballroom." Yes, yes, it is creepy as fuck. It's not a real presidential ballroom in the White House but a ballroom in a hotel owned by the the president near the White House that is branded as a presidential ballroom. No, not normal.