Shut up, Harold Camping! We know the world ends in 2012! Hollywood says so!
Stop predicting the world will end on this or that date! Even the angels in heaven don't know when it will happen!
Christianity is a dud. I thought you said the world would end.
To the NFL players and owners: Get your thumbs out of your asses and get a deal done. Let's play football!
OK, you got married in January and got all those nice, beautiful gifts. Here it is May and we still haven't received any thank you notes. You will be looking for gifts sometime soon for a baby shower. Think about it – give out the thank you notes.
Thanks, lady on the subway. I really don't need to hear how you and your whole crew are getting your nipples pierced today!
Quit booing your own team. It isn't going to help any — it'll only add to the despair.
If Virginia is for lovers, then Baltimore is for suckers.