What are the five scariest words in the English language? Right: Charlie Sheen's having a party.

But according to TMZ, the infamous Hollywood bad boy and serial re-habber did just that the other night, inviting a bunch of ballplayers over to his place for a private screening of "Major League."

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Among the lucky (if that's the right term) guests were San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson, Hall of Famer Eddie Murray, former outfielder and loose-cannon businessman Lenny Dykstra, Kenny Lofton and former Oriole Todd Zeile.

There were no reports of the police raiding the place and porn stars hiding behind the drapes, or of a wild-eyed Sheen being hustled out the door and into an ambulance for another trip to the hospital.

In fact, the whole night sounded rather tame. The highlight of the party, according to TMZ, involved the current and former MLB stars trying on Babe Ruth's 1927 Yankees World Series ring, which Sheen bought at an auction years ago.

A quiet night with baseball flicks, popcorn and a bunch of jocks -- is this really how Charlie Sheen parties now?

Next we'll hear that his favorite restaurant is Cracker Barrel.

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