Tonight on Dancing With the Stars, someone's going home. But first, Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer are going to reprise their instant jive from last night's show, a great choice.
Then, some immediate results: Kyle and Lacey learn they're safe, which is not shocking after last night.
Dance Center time. I'm terrified by Jerry Rice's false eyelashes.
Taio Cruz is one of the night's guest performers. He does his single that was on three area radio stations at the same time the other day. It's so ubiquitous that I can't remember the title. Just kidding. It's "Dynamite."
Then John Legend and the Roots hit the stage with "Wake Up, Everybody."
More results: Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough are safe, and Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya are in jeopardy.
During an interview with Brooke, Maks kind of sort of makes an apology for all his back-talk last night. But when Brooke asks if he has anything to say to Carrie Ann, he says, "Let's just do our jobs!"
Then it's prodigy time, as a 10-year-old girl plays piano and two tween ballroom champion couples dance. Too cute.
John Legend and the Roots return to stage for a second song after that. So You Think You Can Dance winner Jeanine performs with Mark Ballas during the song. I wish these shows would acknowledge their crossovers a little more.
More results: Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas are safe, and Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are in jeopardy.
But seriously, Kurt's going home, right? And they're just building the bottom two for dramatic effect? Right?
The couple going home is indeed Kurt and Anna, and Brandy and Maks are safe.
The crowd cheers MVP as Kurt and Anna dance their final dance.
What do you think about the results?