PER CURIAM

CALVERT COURT

D@L SANDWITS v. FUNNY

No. 00–0001/2. Decided October 5, 2010

Per Curiam

In their opening briefs, Sandwits made strenuous appeals at wit. Too strenuous. The Calvert Court (aka, the Cocktails Desk) wanted something like this: "The Clarence Thomas tongue sandwich -- hold the tongue." That sort of thing.

Plus, the Calvert Court thinks some of you were typing with your mouth full.

Honorable mentions, though:

-- The Scalia Sub (hmpstd)

-- The John Roberts Justice Club Sandwich (Oliveloaf Wendell Homes)

The contest prize, a signed copy of What the Great Ate will be awarded to the winner of a brand new contest, which will be posted later today. See appeal procedures below.

Any petition for the rehearing of any judgment or decision of the Calvert Court shall be posted 90 seconds after the posting of the judgment or decision, unless the Calvert Court is getting a soda from the machine, and then you have longer. The petitioner shall press Post 40 times (a total of 80 captchas) and click on Dining@Large every few seconds or so to make sure they've all shown up.