First and foremost, I want to thank all of my readers for kicking serious tail in our latest photo caption challenge. I received 50 or so submissions, and most importantly, a bunch of them made me chuckle. I might have even guffawed once or twice. I like the direction in which this contest is heading.
Here are five awesome captions for this photo -- snapped during the Ravens' 37-34 victory over the Bills -- that came up just short of victory:
"Abandoned by everyone she'd ever known, Chantel came to the realization that love was just another in the long list of lies perpetrated by the Oscar Meyer Corporation." -- Chris in Hawaii
"Phew, I should be safe from Big Ben in here." -- S
"Ok, you can stop drooling now Joey Chestnut." -- Spence
"Please tell me that Siragusa has already left the stadium!" -- mikepcfl
"Busy making ends "meat" in the offseason, Mustard misses her Oriole Park racing friends, Ketchup and Relish." AND "What a running back looks like to Terrence Cody." -- Todd (Heap) Schaefer
I'd feel comfortable giving away the prize for any of the above captions -- and a few that I haven't even listed -- but I thought this one was the most clever:
"Wow, the Ravens cornerbacks look ridiculous today." -- Andrew
Congrats, Andrew. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to claim your prize.
Thanks again to everyone who participated. You guys rock.