Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani prepare for the rumba, but Audrina is feeling awkward about the closeness. Tony says Richard Gere said the best way to prepare for that is to eat onion and garlic so you are thinking about that instead of the closeness, or something. As Tom says, sounds like Tony got punked. And their theme song is from, natch, "The Hills." To me, the performance is missing something, even though they seem on step and everything. It just felt a little boring. Len says it was an excellent rumba, with great footwork and everything, but occasionally, she looked a little intimidated. Bruno says she's improved technically, but he wants this dance to smolder. "Don't be plastic, be fantastic, because you can!" Burn! Carrie Ann says everything was gorgeous from the hips down, but above that, it was still and dead. She also thinks she saw a lift, but Tony says mm-mmm, no way. Scores: 7-8-8, for a 23/30.