Contest # 2 -- misguided celebrity restaurants

The result can be ill-advised, desperate, or simply alarming. You can play this a few ways. The celebrity in question doesn't have to be part of the restaurant's name, as in the example here at left - if it isn't, though, tell us who the celebrity is.

If you feel the concept needs a few words of explanation, go right ahead -- 20 max.

You have until today at 5 PM EDT to post your entries.

This week's mostly irrelevant prize : a review copy of the "Christmas with the Rat Pack" cd.

Rats, I forgot to say one entry per post! Does anyone think I should extend the deadline past 5 pm? - 11:49, RLG

I just extended the voting until midnight -- 5:03, RLG