1. Pigtown Festival
The only thing you need to know about this event is "Running of the Pigs." But if you insist on knowing more, there are also puppets, bands and, new this year, a car show. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Saturday, 700-900 blocks of Washington Blvd. Free. pigtownfestival.com ANNE TALLENT, B
2. 'America's Next Top Model'
There's been a giant, smize-less hole in my heart all summer. I need ridiculous, nonsensical photo shoots and Tyra-isms. Plus, this season I can route for a Baltimore gal. Welcome back, "Top Model." 8 p.m. Wednesday, WNUV/The CW. MARISSA GALLO, B